Tag: XBox One

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Multiplayer console games that require memberships to services other than the platform-specific subscription you pay for to play online drive me up the wall.  The Anthem demo has shown me that I can apparently never play another EA game online on my PS4, or any other iteration of the Playstation brand.  Because at some point, I created an EA account, linked to an email address that literally does not exist anymore, and there seems to be no way to change it.  (I think it may have been way back with Dead Space 2 on my PS3.)

I’d been cautiously looking forward to Anthem, so EA’s stubborn insistence on making Bioware shackle the game to its own online service (and rendering it unplayable for me), has me rather livid.  So, after that lead-in, here’s today’s word:

coprolalia, noun  –  Uncontrollable swearing.

Learned from: Rogue Legacy (PS4, PC, PS3, PS Vita, Switch, XBox One)

Developed by Cellar Door Games

Published by Cellar Door Games (2013)

Rogue Legacy is a roguelike platformer, where the gimmick is that once your character dies, you start over as his/her child, come to avenge the long line of ancestors who came before.  You’re given a little choice over what traits you want each descendant to have, from gigantism to color blindness–there are dozens of attributes.  It’s a quirky little feature that can affect gameplay in a lot of ways….

…or not, as in the case of a descendant with coprolalia.  The only thing this really does (as far as I can tell), is cause a cartoon text bubble filled with gobbledegook swearing to appear, every time your character takes damage.  Neither helpful nor harmful, it is at least worth a bit of a chuckle.

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Q*bert: Gaming’s first foul mouth.

No theme this time

Nothing immediately jumped out at me as a theme for this week, so I decided to just go with the most recent word I’ve learned from a game so far.

cenotaph, noun – A monument or tomb containing no actual remains.

Learned from:  Immortal: Unchained (PS4, PC, XBox One)

Developed by Toadman Interactive

Published by Sold Out Sales and Marketing Ltd. (2018)

Immortal: Unchained is a game affectionately referred to (by those who’ve actually heard of it), as “Gun Souls.”  And it is a game that tries to imitate the Dark Souls formula as closely as it can, in a sci-fi setting–but like a child wearing its parents’ clothes, the final result is…uneven, at best.  The format is pretty similar, with obelisks standing in for bonfires, a nebulous quest for which you’re the Chosen One, and all that.  But the difficulty curve is all over the place–case in point, the second-to-last area is a cake walk (minus the boss), but the final level is flat-out unfair.  To the point where most regular fights felt like taking on the Capra Demon for the first time: i.e. you don’t have enough room (or time) to get out of the way of everything that suddenly pops up.

Even the backstory is imparted in the same way as in the Dark Souls games–that is, primarily through item descriptions.  Every gun you pick up, or lost idol you find will have some lengthy synopsis of where it came from, and what group of people was using it.  The problem is, there are so many different factions, and mythical figures, and conflicts that have happened off-screen, that it’s hard to keep any of them straight–especially when most of the enemies are just dark humanoid dudes with glowy bits on them.

Speaking of them, in addition to guns or health kits, enemies will occasionally drop things that are referred to as cenotaphs.  If you’re feeling charitable, this choice is almost poetic, considering your enemies are the undead remnants of fallen civilizations…at least, I think that’s what they’re supposed to be.  (As I said, the story’s kinda vague.)  The civilizations themselves quite literally have no remains of their inhabitants left, since they all seem to be rising from their graves, so these “cenotaphs” (which can be anything from pendants, to data pads) are the only memorials left that speak of their history.

Or, maybe I’m giving too much credit to a mediocre game.

Immortal_Unchained.jpgStill might be worth checking out, if you can find it cheap.